The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Me: “Go to bed, the cows are already asleep in the field.” Son: “So what?” Me: “It’s pasture bedtime.”
What did the coffee report to the police A mugging.
If The Joke about r/Jokes is That All The Jokes are Stolen/Copy Pasted... Does that mean when you see a joke, you've already Reddit?
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.
A Wikipedia editor is pulled over for speeding \[citation needed\]
A lonely fisherman decided to use his internet instead of a regular fishing net. All he caught were catfish.
A guy goes into a luncheonette and orders a hamburger and a hot dog. A few minutes later, the waitress puts a plate in front of him with an open bun on it, pulls a hamburger out of her armpit, and tosses it on the bun. The guy says, “What the hell was that all about?”She says, “I was just keeping it warm for you.”He says, “Cancel my hot dog.”
I came up with a hilarious joke about fermat But the margin was too small to contain it
Just grabbed myself an early black friday deal - sleeping bag for only £30 No idea how to wake it up though...
How does a neckbeard serve the soup? With M'ladle
My father taught me 2 important rules for life 1. Never judge people based on stereotypes2. Never trust a Frenchman
Wanda lost sight of her life after the events of Infinity War Thankfully, she fully recovered her vision.
What did Austin Powers say when he visited the apiary? Oh bee HIVE!
Did you hear about the CRAZY paved trail?... It's a "Cycle-Path"
A blonde is being interviewed for a job. The interviewer says "In our company, any employee may be selected at random for a drug test." The blonde asks "Do you have to study a lot for them?"