The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
I just got a promotion at the farm. I’m the new CIEIO.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?' 'They're both Paris sites.'
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.'
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?' 'Pilgrims.'
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
Why are piggy banks so wise?' 'They're filled with common cents.'
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.