The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A Central European trampolining team has recently gone bankrupt. They were bouncing Czechs.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
What kind of magazines do cows read? Cattlelogs!
What is heavy forward but not backward? A ton.
Getting paid to sleep would be my dream job.
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman.