The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
What’s a camels favourite meal? Desert.
What do you call a film director that has crabs? Alfred Itchcock
If cartoon characters become real, who would attract most women? Pinocchio
How do you reward a chicken journalist? With a poulette surprise!
After seeing my new tattoo, my angered wife retaliated by getting a breast reduction... tit for tat.
I use my cell phone as an alarm clock. I call it Veriz'n shine..
What is Michael Jackson's favorite lunchtime meal? Grilled Chee-heese
A farm was bombed and only one cow survived. All the udders died.
A biology teacher runs into a bank holding a flower. He says "Everybody on the ground, I have a pistil!"
I am a big fan of Fifty Cent. Or as we call him in Zimbabwe: **Ten Billions Dollars.**
What do you call a wheel that you wear? A tire
Did you hear the story about the cow that appears to have 5 legs? It's a long tail.