The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? “Hand eeeeeyeeeee……'
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!'
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.
I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.
Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
What do you call a fancy fish? So-fish-ticated.