The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
Clothes, but no cigar.
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!