The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra!
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
What is heavy forward but not backward? A ton.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
What do you call a snake that loves building houses? A boa constructor.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
If people from Utah are called Utahns, what are people from Tampa called? Floridians
Did you hear the Port of Subs down the street burned down? They should have been a Firehouse Subs.
There is an elephant and a giraffe in the bathroom The giraffe says "pass the soap, please"And the elephant says "no soap, radio!"
A man walked into a psychiatrist's office with a pancake on his head... ... a fried egg on each shoulder, and a piece of bacon over each ear. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the psychiatrist. The man said: "I'm worried about my brother."
What do Giraffes eat? Macaroni and leaves.
What do you call a Russian leaders coffin? A czarcophahus