The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

What do you call Bill Gates when he’s flying? A Bill-in-air.

My printer’s name is Bob Marley. Because it’s always jammin’.

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.'

My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.

Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!

“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “No­bel, so I knock knocked. '

How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.

Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.

Can February March? No, but April May.

What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.

What language do people speak in the middle of the earth? Core-ean

What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!

I’m finally upgrading from 1080p to 4K in January. It’s my new years resolution.

How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail..

Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?