The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I was reading a story about dragons the other day It just seemed to DRAG ON and on
Ted’s grandmother pulls him aside at his eighth birthday party and hands him a five-dollar bill. “Here, this is a little something extra from Grandma. But not a word of this to your brothers and sisters.”The boy looks at the bill and responds, ..."If you want me to stay quiet, it’s going to cost you a lot more.”
I let my daughter touch a fork for the first time. Where she put it was shocking.
While leaving a grocery store, a customer dropped a bag of flour. A Scout ran to pick it up.“Don’t bother, young man,” said the customer. “It’s self-rising.”
I was reading a book when my 5yo cousin asked "why is that book so thick?" Then i told him "its a long story"
How did ancient Grecians get memorialized? They had to urn it.
What do you call Bill Gates when he's flying? A Bill-in-air.
What do you call the horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor.
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!
Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn't work.
What's the king of all school supplies? The ruler.
Clothes, but no cigar.
I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!'
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
Dad, can you put my shoes on?' 'No, I don't think they'll fit me.'