The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? 'Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.'
Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants? They give him good case ideas.
I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.'
I just got a promotion at the farm. I’m the new CIEIO.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said 'parking fine.'
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. Thats how I lost my job as a bus driver.
What has more letters than the alphabet?' 'The post office!'
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.