The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
My Dad used to work with a man named Mr. Pigg. He had two beautiful daughters, which he named... Imma and Urra.
Guy tells the talent agent, "My dog can talk." Talent agent: "Prove it."Guy, to dog: "How does sandpaper feel?"Dog: *Rough, rough!*Guy: "What's on top of a house?"Dog: *Roof, roof!*Guy: "Who was the greatest Yankee ever?"Dog: *Ruth, Ruth!*Talent agent throws them out of his office.D... read more
Rick Astley doesn't mind lending out his Disney movies... But he's never gonna give you Up.
I had to see a psychiatrist recently after becoming obsessed with a specific shade of purple Apparently I’m Plum Crazy
A naked man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back. "I'm a turtle", he says."Oh... who's on your back?""That's Michelle", he replies.
So my friend told me I had a really bad sense of direction the other day I hate to admit it, but he was left
I heard Macy's is selling this new perfume that has that "new Tesla smell" They're calling it 'Elon Musk'.
I got a tattoo of a gong Because I heard it's cool to get a tattoo of a Chinese cymbal
What do you call walking trails behind a mental facility? Psycho-paths
My wife told me I have a terrible sense of direction I said, “where did that come from?"
If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks It cost me an arm and a leg!
During a business meeting yesterday, someone asked me about my background. So I told him about my education, career, family, hopes and dreams. Turns out he was asking about what was behind me on our Zoom call.
Did u hear about the cow that jumped over a barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction