The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
The best bakers use real butter so . . . . there is no margarine for error.
Every 4th of July, America sends Britain a locket with a little tiny picture of the United States in it. They want to remind the crown that America is still... (•_•)( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)In *da* pendent
What do you call someone who dresses up like a noodle? An impasta!
I've got a great pizza joke for you. Nevermind, it's too cheesy.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!'
What key is used to open bananas? A mon-key.
Why were the utensils stuck together? They were spooning.
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?' 'A satisfactory.'