The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
You can't spell par entry without "try."