The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
What kind of music scares balloons? Pop music.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
Why are butter jokes so hard to make? Because there is no margarine for error.
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
What did the late tomato say to the other tomatoes? Don't worry i'll ketchup.
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
I was sorting out my loose change when I dropped a 1p coin and saw it roll into a drain, which everyone around me thought was hilarious. Laughing at my ex-pence.
What did the say to the ? Nice belt.