The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
What kind of magic do cows believe in? Moodoo!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead dough.
What's a sea monster's favorite lunch? Fish and ships.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down…
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.