The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Do you know what the President said to Michelle when he proposed? I don't wanna be Obama self.P.S. I know, it was super cheesy.
You have 3 months to spend 500 million dollars and get nothing in return, how do you do it? Run for president.
In Blackjack, why do they call "17" the mother in law? Why?'Cause sometimes u wanna hit it but u can't-kevin hart-
I met a new friend at the mall recently. He said to me , "I'm a man of few words." And I replied, "Yeah, I'm married too."
What's the difference between a School bus and a pineapple? The little pricks are on the outside of the pineapple!
I told my son I was named after Albert Einstein "But your name is Brian", he said."Yeah, I know - and I was named *after* Albert Einstein", you little prick.
It’s not a good idea to have a horse as a pet if you live in a city. They need to grow up ..in a stable environment.
Why do babies want to use the internet? So they can Google Gaga.
They say that going to school is important but becoming a instagram model is importanter!
My son just told me the school security guard got fired and the new one has only one arm. He asked, "How will he be able to break up fights with only one arm?"I replied, "Single-handedly."
What did the beaver find after his home was destroyed by a flood? Not a dam thing.
I can make you see your brain! That's just how eye-roll.
A Statistician is playing darts The first dart veers wildly to the left. The second dart veers wildly to the right. The statistician exclaims, "bullseye!"
Bill and Melinda started out as an Office romance But his PowerPoint didn't Excel. So she denied him Access without a Word. Outlook not good.
If you buy a goat for $10 and named him Mohammed, then sell it for $15. Did you make a prophet?