The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What does garlic do when it gets hot?' 'It takes its cloves off.'
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. Thats how I lost my job as a bus driver.
A son tells his father, 'I have an imaginary girlfriend.' The father sighs and says, 'You know, you could do better.' 'Thanks Dad,' the son says. 'That means a lot.' The father shakes his head and goes, 'I was talking to your girlfriend.'
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...'
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
What did the big flower say to the tiny flower? “Hey there bud!'
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet? They looked at the reviews… only 1 star!
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.