The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.'
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
I asked the IT guy, 'How do you make a Motherboard?' He said, 'I tell her about my job.'
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? UnBeeLeaveable!
What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian.
If sweet dreams are made of cheese… Who am I to dis-a-brie?
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
I once got fired from a canned juice factory. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.