The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.
What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
What did the llama say to his date? “Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.”
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.