The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, “I love you.” “Is that you or the beer talking?” she asked. I answered, “It’s me… talking to my beer.”
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
Can February March? No, but April May!
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
What do lazy farmers grow? Couch potatoes!
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.