The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.'
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.'
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!'
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
I named my dog “5 miles.' So that I could frequently say, “I am going to walk 5 miles now.'