The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.'
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.'
Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a Roman Catholic.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
What did Adam say to his GF on the 24th of December? It’s Christmas Eve.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
What language do people speak in the middle of the earth? Core-ean
What do you call a fancy fish? So-fish-ticated.
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.