The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
“Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.”
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.