The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
Why did the man get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe!
How does the rancher keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater.
What does a dad get in their stocking if they’ve been naughty? Char-coal.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
What kind of cereal do leprechauns eat? Lucky Charms.