The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.'
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?' 'They're both Paris sites.'
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.
I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.'
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
Where do fruits go on vacation?' 'Pear-is!'
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.'
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!'