The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.
What does a house wear? Address! (A dress)
What do you give a scientist with bad breath? Experi-mints.
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAIINS!”
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.