The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth. He said it was acci-dental.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
What did the late tomato say to the other tomatoes? Don't worry i'll ketchup.