The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
Which friends do you always bring to dinner? Your taste buds.
What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.
I failed my driving test today. The instructor asked me, “What do you do at a red light?” I said, “I usually check my emails and see what people are up to on Facebook.”
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know i wouldn't get a reaction.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.