The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
Teacher: “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool. ' Johnny: “So, what are the words? '
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
How do moths swim? Using the butterfly stroke.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?'
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?'
If sweet dreams are made of cheese… Who am I to dis-a-brie?
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.'
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
Can February March? No, but April May!'
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.'