The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Why was the traffic light late to work? It took too long to change.
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
What do you call a kangaroo’s lazy joey? A pouch potato.