The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.
What do you call a company that sells makeup? A foundation.
Today I asked my daughter for a phone book... She said "you're such a boomer" and handed me her phone. So, now, the spiders dead, my daughters phone is broken, and she's really pissed at me now..
A man was brought to the FBI on suspicion of murder A man was brought to the FBI on suspicion of murder. He argued that there was no way he could have done it, as he was in vacation in Prague for the week of the killing. The FBI took note of his travel records and let him go; his alibi czeched out.
Roses are red, violets are blue(ish) Have a merry Christmas, unless you are Jewish.
What religion do ghosts adhere to? Boodhism
Why are aircraft always painted white? The colour seems a bit plane to me
r/jokes now has a discord channel! Great!! Now I can see reposted jokes in real-time.
In my efforts to come up with a unique style of music, I tried to mesh together the elements of Jazz and Funk. But it just sounded like junk.
The butcher had over 20 types of cured cylindrical meat for sale. I never sausage a selection.
What do we call a group of 12 atoms? Dozen matter.
This is a joke about the shirt you are wearing right now. It probably went over your head, didn’t it?
A musician specializing in bowed string instruments who has a boring play style could be called 'a dull fiddler'. Which is not so bad until you read it out loud.
How do you get red color from green color? You put frog in mixer
A beloved cartoon artist was found dead in their home today Officers state that the details are sketchy