The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My half Native American friend Les tried to teach me to rain dance, but we could only ever muster a light mist... I guess I'm just going to have to make dew with Les.
I once pushed a guy off his bike I've since been banned from that gym
My mom has a rule that no friends are allowed at our house in November because of holidays. (It makes no sense.) But she has a friend that she decided that she'll let over in November. My mom told her "You're an exception. You can come any time in November." So I said "Very poor choice of words." and her friend started dying of laughter, but I got grounded.
What musical instrument is usually found in the bathroom? Tuba Toothpaste
The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum. They're the Tolkien white guys.Edit: Swigity Swoo, I got a silver from you?Edit: Golly Gee, a gold for me?Edit: Boo hoo, a baby snoo too?Edit: Cowabunga Grift, I got a coin gift!Edit: Beagle pup, here comes a bless up!
I suggested to my missus that I was her birthday present. She said she hoped I kept the receipt.
A cemetery raises its costs and blames it on the cost of living Indeed a grave situation
Just been assaulted in a health food shop! Someone threw a massive bottle of cod liver oil tablets at me. Fortunately I only suffered super fish oil injuries.
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe...
Where do monsters like to party? At the g-rave-yard.
Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
Kid: I'm cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner - it's 90 degrees!
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised!
What do you call birds that stick together? Vel-crows.
At the job interview, they asked me, "Where do you see yourself in five years?" I told him, "I think we'll still be using mirrors in five years."