The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra!
I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Did you hear about the truck transporting steaks that got into a wreck? Some car T-Boned it.
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.