The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper.
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.