The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.
Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work.
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.