The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.
There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.
What do you get when you cross a Smurf and a cow? Blue cheese.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose.
When my dad died it was left to me to manage his affairs How he kept all those women a secret from my mum I'll never know
Have you heard the Scottish National Party’s proposal to reduce Loch Ness monster sightings? Nick all the sturgeon
Where did Oscar the Grouch get all of his opiates from? Poppy street