The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the cookie cry? It was feeling crumby.
When I was in high school, my class had a rule that whoever swears, that person had to donate 1 dollar to the class fund One day my friend sweared, following the set rule, he came up near the fund jar, held a 2-dollar note, as he was putting it into the jar, he said: “Keep the change, motherfuckers!”
Man asks Confucius: If a man washes his ass, is he gay? Confucius say: A man who cleans his house clearly expects a visitor.
I went to the butchers and asked if he had a lambs head No he replied, it's just how I come my hair.
A slice of coconut cream pie is $2.50 in Barbados. It is $2.75 in Trinidad & Tobago. $3.25 on St. Thomas These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
I've just been made redundant from my job in a pasta making factory!!!! All I did was make a fusilli mistakes!
(OC) Why don't giraffes have stripes? Because God took one look at them and said, "You know, that thing's so tall, it'll be easy to spot."
What do you call someone who makes a spelling error AFTER editing their comment?... An Ediot!
"Do you have a date for Valentines Day?" I said, "Yep!! It's February 14th."
Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb? A: No, but that's cool man, you hum a few bars and I'll fake it. A: Two hundred and twenty. One to hold the bulbTwo to turn the ladderSeventeen on the guest list.200 to say their mate is on the guest list and they are their plus one.
A friend told me he started selling artisan home-distilled fermented grain mash on etsy... I replied, "Sounds like a whiskey buisness."
What’s the least amount of costume needed to convincingly look like a bear? Bear Minimum
A man walks into a bookstore and asks, "Got any books on turtles?" The shopkeeper replies, "Hardback?"The man says, "Yeah. And little heads."
Why is the hot pepper the nosiest vegetable? It can't help but get jalapno space.
Me: 'Hey, I was thinking... ' My dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'