The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.'
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.'
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.'
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'