The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.'
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?' 'Pilgrims.'
What religion are crows? Birddism.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?' 'Traffic jam.'
Why do pumpkins sit on porches? They have no hands to knock on the door.
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?' 'Walking. JK! Rowling.'
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.