The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?' 'A little hoarse.'
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?' 'Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.'
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.'
Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater.
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!