The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
The judge says to the bailiff, "Bailiff, what is this man charged with?" Judge: *Bailiff, what is this man charged with?*Bailiff: *Your honor, this is man is charged with BIGOTRY! He had THREE wives!*Judge (shouting): *BAILIFF! Havin' three wives is not BIGOTRY! It's* ***TRIGONOMETRY!***
Did you know that you can't breathe with your tongue out? Pull your tongue back, you look like a donkey.
TIL the creator of Corn Pops also invented Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, and Apple Jacks His tombstone just says "cereal entrepreneur"
Joke from my 8 year old grandson What do you call a Jamaican finger in your belly?Poke, mon.
What would you call a gong that honks every time you hit? Honk Gong
The other day I visited the thrift shop and picked up an old record album called ‘Sound of Wasps’. When I got home and played it I realised it didn’t sound anything like wasps! Turns out I’d been playing the Bee side.
Why should we make shoelaces out of earphone/headphones wires? Cause they would tie themselves.
What did Ash say when he accidentally walked in on Misty changing? Sorry, I wasn't trying to get a Pikachu.