The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I just saw a sports car being driven by a scantily clad sheep.... It was a lamb-bikini.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots...They'd be called cellfies.
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey? A pouch potato.
What do lazy farmers grow? Couch potatoes!
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell? He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.
What does a mobster buried in cement soon become? A hardened criminal.
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What is the scariest tree? BamBOO!
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.