The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

I was researching about Atheism. Turns out it’s a non-prophet organization.

What do you call a hot dog on wheels?' 'Fast food!'

I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.

My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work…

I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, “I love you.” “Is that you or the beer talking?” she asked. I answered, “It’s me… talking to my beer.”

What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?

Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.

Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.

Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.

"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.

Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.

Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!