The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
What did the seal with one fin say to the shark? If seal is broken, do not consume.
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
Why did the phone wear glasses? Because it lost all its contacts.
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls? With a cabbage patch.
What's a sea monster's favorite lunch? Fish and ships.
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries