The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.
A rancher had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.