The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I accidentally stepped on one of my friends squash. I feel so bad. He told me not even ten minutes before hand that I'd butternut squash it.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed! I can do it with my eyes closed!
What do pigs use on their wounds? Oinkment
Seriously, she has Multiple Personality Disorder? Yeah, crazy right. Sharon is Karen.
The other day, after much trial and error, I successfully became completely weightless... I was like, 0mg!
I have an ability that I can leave buildings 3m before the fire alarm goes off But for some reason people call me pyromaniac
What do you call an element that always complains? a lament.
CLEAN THE POOL! My wife’s been bugging me to vacuum the pool for months. I tried telling her “If the water’s healthy enough for those tadpoles, it’s good enough for the kids”. I think she’s being a little too bossy.
Some people hate hotdogs. I relish them
Elton John got a treadmill for his pet rabbit It’s a little fit bunny
Scientific Discovery Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a wedding cake.
Q: Why are nurses always running out of red crayons? A: Because they often have to draw blood.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.