The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
Why did the math teacher call her student average? She was being mean.
Where do fruits go on vacation? Pear-is!
"Call me Delta Airlines cause I can't handle your extra baggage!"
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
Why are bakers so rich? They make so much dough.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!'
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.'
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
Why did the raisin go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.