The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.
Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead dough.
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little whine.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.