The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Why did the phone wear glasses? Because it lost all its contacts.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
“Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.”
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra!
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”
What do you smell if you (accidentally) burn a cat? Purr-fume...No cats were harmed in the making of this joke!