The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Just finished cleaning my grill. It was grate.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
What do you give a scientist with bad breath? Experi-mints.
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.